My husband was laughing hysterically at an email he received from a buddy today. I thought I should share it with all of you. Keep in mind, that all these examples & pictures had to have been engineered & drawn by a mistaken man. I cleverly added the quotes! After all, I always say: * If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? ….I believe so!
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The man says:
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The Woman says:
“Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilt and I’ll show you a man.” — Erica Jong.
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The Man says:
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The Woman says:
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. *
The Man says:
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The Woman Says: Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. — Anonymous
* The man says:
And Finally the women should always have the last word….don’t you think.
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance,
he can’t find any clean socks!
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ORIENTAL CHICKEN SALAD RECIPE…..just like Applebee’s on: