Jonna-ology.

 I realize that naming this section of my site, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND WRITE . . . has simply failed me . In fact, a few people that shall remain nameless (Berta ) have reminded me tactfully of this fact.  I think I’m grateful for a life too boring to write about!  Days back, weeks ago . . .well at least a year ago, I was tagged.  It’s genealogy people, and I dismissed it and played too busy to respond.  I’ve not been tagged since.  It’s my procrastination punishment.  This was it, genealogy that must be recorded and written down for future lineage of Jonna.  Poor souls . . .

Jonna – ology

1. I try everyday to eliminate sugar from my diet.  Every day has been a head hung failure.

2. I’m at peace when I’m home. I don’t like crowds. In fact, I’d rather not leave the house at all.

3. I’m 9 years younger than my sweet husband.  This is good – he can never call me OLD!

4. I have a nervous habit…I can’t stop wiggling and tensing my toes. I also realize how weird that must sound. By evening, I feel like I have shin splints up my legs, and NO…..this does NOT stem from my childhood. 

5. I love a clean house, and clutter makes my skin crawl. I’d rather clean toilets than do yard work.  Feel free to use my toilets, cuz they are clean.

6. I play the piano, and taught lessons for years, taught dance and I also owned a hair and nail Salon. You’d never guess that by looking at my own pathetic hair and nails.  (I must do something with my heels as well . . . crap . . . spring has sprung.

7. I own leathers, and ride on the back of a Harley! Nope, never thought I’d do that in a million years, but enjoy it. We’ve gone on many 10 day trips at a time. It’s a little hard on the backside. I hate the helmet . . . after a 10 day trip my hair has been virtually rubbed off!
 
8.  I’m almost fifty!  (that is half way to one hundred)  One day I will tell you the Good the bad the ugly.
 
9.  I’d rather buy a new lawn mower than go to Hawaii . . .sad but true.
 
10.  I’ve been married almost 31 years, to the same man.  He thinks he can read my mind.  He can . . . I hate that!  Love him still.

***********FOODOLOGY***************  

What is your salad dressing of choice?  Blue cheese  – go figure it’s the most fattening. 

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?Chiz’s in St. Anthony. Do bar-stools count?  If I don’t feel like inhaling my food, while onlookers stare . . . that hurry yourself up look………I take it to go and sit-down in my car.  HA! 

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?  PIZZA – morning, noon and night. 

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Canadian Bacon and Pineapple 

What do you like to put on your toast?  Butttttttttttttttttter.  Need I say more.

***********TECHNOLOGY*************** 

How many televisions are in your house? 3 (family room, living room, bedroom) 

What color is your cell phone? Red, and it sucks. 

Are you computer savvy? Yes, I know how to blog and waste ample amount of time doing it.

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right

Do you have any children that are left – handed? Yup Shannon (they say lefties are smarter – you lucky duck Shan)
 
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yes – A softball size tumor from my neck when I was 6 mo. pregnant with my 2nd baby. She’s very lucky to have lived through that very long surgery.  My uterus, one ovary and four baby girls.  Not in that order! Oh yes . . . I had a mole (like Cindy Crawford’s) removed from my face. Bad Mistake, it just left a scar instead! The things you do for vanity. I should have kept it. Now I just look like I have a hair lip.
 
What was the last heavy item you lifted?  Six bags of water softener salt from the Walmart shelves to my cart.  Then . . . from the cart to my car, then from my car to my garage steps, then from the steps to the basement.  Six times!
 
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?Yes – Wake boarding…Scared the crap out of me! I woke up and nobody believed me.  Did you know that you could be dead and still float with a Wake board attached to your feet?

************BULLCRAPOLOGY************** 

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?  I believe so . . . I would “live like I was dying”

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? My name is a little different. I was named after my Dad (JON). I love my Dad, so I think I will keep my name….even though very few people pronounce it correctly. I answer to anything though. 

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?  NO…I already suffer with stomach aches. I think this question belongs in the category below!

 
************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?  2 pair - That reminds me . . . a couple of weeks ago, the prayer giver in Sac. mtg., flip flopped her way clear up to the podium.  It was flipping annoying!  

Last person you talked to? Myself…..you tend to do that when you’re the only one home. 

Last person you hugged? My favorite husband. 

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Season? Fall

Holiday? Christmas 

Day of the week? Tuesday. (I clean really hard on Monday, so Tuesday looks pretty darn good) 

Month? July – It marks another year of marriage. (Thirty one big ones) 

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

 Mood?   Anxious….but happy. I’m always anxious – WHY?

What are you listening to? My keyboard as I type, and 150 ticking clocks.

What should you be doing right now?  slipping into bed.
 
Current favorite TV Show: I have 2. So you think you can Dance – America’s Got Talent.

Worrying about? What don’t I worry about? 

***************RANDOMOLOGY***************** 

First place you went this morning? Downtown to get groceries in the rain and the wind.  Spent $150.00.  Nothing to make for dinner. 

What’s the last movie you saw?We honestly haven’t been to a movie in a movie theatre for at least 6 years!  Ugggg

Do you smile often? Yes…smile lines never leave the face at fifty! 

Sleeping Alone Tonight? I better not be! (My husbands never slept on the couch because he was mad at me. We have a King Size bed….ha ha) 

***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************

Do you always answer your phone? NO – unless I recognize the number. My kids know that I don’t enjoy talking on the phone. Don’t ask me why?

It’s after ten o’clock in the evening and the phone rings. Who will it be?  Wood.  That’s what I call him.   It either about snowmobiling or motorbiking.

If you could change your eye color what would it be? My eyes are hazel, but I think I would like them to be Dark Brown.  Who cares about the color, I would just like them to focus!

If you could have a body part altered, sucked or botoxed, which part would it be?  Well…..I don’t have boobs, but at my age that’s o.k. Had they been big….they would be sagging by now, and they’re not . . . Nothing to sag. Take that you big boobed woman out there!  So…..I would have a little lipo on the thighs.  I certainly wouldn’t be making my lips look like a swarm of hornets attacked me.

Do you own a digital camera? Yes – A Nikon D-90  It mostly likes food.

Do you have a pet?Nope…I like Dogs though.  We’ve had Saint Bernard’s as pets . . . that’s a lot of pet!

Favorite Christmas song(s)? What child is this

What’s on your wish list for your birthday?   OH CRAP . . . don’t remind me.

Can you do push ups?Yes, but not many.  I usssssssed to have very strong arms.  I could beat all my brothers and their friends in an arm wrestle.  No kidding. 

What are you looking forward to?   My Dad to feel better. 

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?   My life right now is good . . . I’m blessed, so I rarely look too far ahead.

Do you have an accent? I don’t think I do. Just a frog in my throat.  He lives there permanently.

Do  you cry easily?  Heck NO. . . my husband would tell me to Buck up!

Plans tomorrow? Maybe piloting a bailer for my husband…..now doesn’t that just sound like loads of fun? 

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Yes, on a few occasions. Thank goodness for a new day, and a kick in the butt.

Name 3 things you bought today:  grapes, Scrubbin bubbles to keep my toilets clean, pork loin. 

Have you ever been given roses? Yes, but not near as many as my daughters received through the years. Spoiled girls!

Current worry?  My toes that are twitching as I type.  Kids.

So, now I’m supposed to pass this award on to 7 people. I enjoy so many people’s blogs,  so if you are reading this, consider yourself awarded and tagged!!!   For now, jonna-ology is now complete. 

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  • Lynn

    LOL! You are a hoot! Loved this!!!!

    I just about peed my pants when I read this:

    “How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 2 pair – That reminds me . . . a couple of weeks ago, the prayer giver in Sac. mtg., flip flopped her way clear up to the podium. It was flipping annoying! ”

    YAY! Someone else who thinks the same as me about the inappropriateness of flip flops at church! ; D

    WE have so much in common. Thanks for this.

    Oh boo. Now I’m tagged got I read all the way to the bottom. ; S

    I will post soon.

  • Brandi

    Mom you are just hilarious! I loved reading that so much. Some of them I could have pinpointed, and some threw me for a loop. I love how you added humor to most of them…and then it made me emotional when it asked you what you looked forward to. I hope Grandpa is feeling better as!!! I will try and do this asap. I wish that you would do more posts like this. I love reading your answers. I just think your amazing! Maybe for your 31 anniversary, dad will let you get a new lawn mower. I think you need to do a post about the little Honda. That would be something hilarious for everyone to read! I love you mom!

  • Jonna, you have a terrific sense of humor. I try to write anything witty and I end up feeling like a big dope! :) Thanks for sharing!
    ~ingrid

  • Thank you for sharing. I linked over from your food site. It’s fun to learn a little about the person who makes me hungry all the time.

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